Based on the Comedy Dungeons and Dragons show; The Dragon Friends.
“Me never did like Freezo”
Philge said with a frown
“Well you’re talking right at me”
He shouted with a scowl
“He always was a bit of a cunt”
Agreed Bobby, nonplussed
“Too right dick ‘eads”
Shouted Strahd from beyond.
“Now are you going to pull me up?”
Freezo asked, from the ledge
“Does anyone have any butter?”
Enquired Baston, englazed.
“It wasn’t meant to be this way”
Wailed a voice from the void
“I’m meant to be in charge of this. I’m The Dungeon Lord, The Dungeon Dave.”